Texas Megachurch Lures the Devout the Greedy With $2 Million in TVs, CarsS

A Texas megachurch has decided to lure potential God-botherers through its doors tomorrow by giving away a donated furniture set, 15 TVs, 16 cars and other very holy items that are not at all incongruous.

Bay Area Fellowship Church, in Corpus Christi, will look like the set of The Price is Right, the church's Pastor, Bill Cornelius, told the Christian Post. He admitted that the stunt was somewhat "outrageous," but also outlined his plan. "They're coming for the loot and they're going to leave with Jesus," he later added.

Or, you know, just the shiny stuff. Next time give away iPads. They're apparently prompting religious reactions all over the show.