Can you throw down with The Situation, fist pump with Snooki, or survive one of ShamWOWW's vicious right hooks? Then you're a few stupid questions away from being a part of the next season of Jersey Shore.

The official casting notice for the show from Doron Ofir Casting (which is picking some new guidos to join our old standbys) went up today. They want to know your name, your nicknames, who all your friends are, your relationship status, what your best assets are ("physical, material and social"), and how people "show you respect—at the club, in the streets, in the gym etc." Of course they want pictures too. Send all that in and then pack your trash bags to head to Miami to be part of season two! And don't worry, this one is real.