In Manhattan's "sublet/temp wanted" section of Craigslist, we find "director needs room": "I am looking for a room/apt. for myself and my daughter. We share a bed. Prefer midtown for UWS." Is that you, Woody Allen? Screenshot and Update.
Update: As commenters point out, this might not be a dad, but a kindly mother and her infant baby. Am I sexist, or merely haunted by Woody and Soon-Yi? Not sure.