Artsy Dad Parent Seeks Bed to Share with DaughterS

In Manhattan's "sublet/temp wanted" section of Craigslist, we find "director needs room": "I am looking for a room/apt. for myself and my daughter. We share a bed. Prefer midtown for UWS." Is that you, Woody Allen? Screenshot and Update.

Then again, New York's living caricature of a pervy intellectual elitist would sooner see Sarah Palin elected president than leave his beloved Upper East Side. [Craigslist, click to enlarge]

Artsy Dad Parent Seeks Bed to Share with DaughterS

Update: As commenters point out, this might not be a dad, but a kindly mother and her infant baby. Am I sexist, or merely haunted by Woody and Soon-Yi? Not sure.