John Hodgman wants you to cover up; Rebecca Dana wants you to imagine a serious Today; and Ludacris wants to know how to thwart your chastity plans. The Twitterati were instructional.
The Daily Beast's Rebecca Dana took the gig as it came, not as she wished it to be.
Comedian David Cross laughed at a David Cross-like joke.
Radio host John Moe learned to take himself more literally.
Amid record Gotham heat, comedian John Hodgman reminded you to keep your shirt on.
Attention Virgins: Ludacris would like you to explain how to get into your pants.