Ludacris Seeks Secrets of VirginsS

John Hodgman wants you to cover up; Rebecca Dana wants you to imagine a serious Today; and Ludacris wants to know how to thwart your chastity plans. The Twitterati were instructional.

Ludacris Seeks Secrets of VirginsS

The Daily Beast's Rebecca Dana took the gig as it came, not as she wished it to be.

Ludacris Seeks Secrets of VirginsS

Comedian David Cross laughed at a David Cross-like joke.

Ludacris Seeks Secrets of VirginsS

Radio host John Moe learned to take himself more literally.

Ludacris Seeks Secrets of VirginsS

Amid record Gotham heat, comedian John Hodgman reminded you to keep your shirt on.

Ludacris Seeks Secrets of VirginsS

Attention Virgins: Ludacris would like you to explain how to get into your pants.