Jersey Shore's Spin-Offs: Asians, Persians, and Russians Wanted

The producers who made Jersey Shore are now working on literally-named spin-off The Persian Version. This is in addition to the Asian version in L.A. and the Russian version in Brighton Beach. Reality television: 21C minstrel shows?

Los Angeles' Asian version specifies Koreatown but is open to all Asians as well as fetishists: "If you are not Asian but are obsessed with Asian culture or people in some way, email us and please explain."

Brooklyn's Brighton Beach is offering Russkies to counter Jersey's guidos: "There will be plenty of vodka, techno music and guys wearing Adidas pants, leather jackets and gold chains, and driving souped-up cars."

And now, the casting call for Persians in Beverly Hills:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Doron Ofir Casting
April 7, 2010

Hollywood, CA (APRIL 7th 2010) Yes it's true! From the team that brought you MTV's phenomenon "Jersey Shore" it's The Persian Version!

Doron Ofir Casting is seeking Los Angeles proud Persian-Americans who rule the Hollywood nightlife and own Beverly Hills.

"Its time to show the world that being Persian-American is a celebration of the American dream" says Doron Ofir Executive Casting Director.

So if you are at least 21 years old, appear younger than thirty and are outrageous, outspoken and a proud Persian-American, then Doron Ofir Casting and 495 Productions, the team who brought you Jersey Shore, are looking for you!

Casting is already underway, to get on the A-list, email us at: Persianversioncasting@gmail.com

MEDIA CONTACT:
Shaggy Bajrami
Doron Ofir Casting
Phone: 323.203.1334
Email: shaggycasting@gmail.com

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