Today in #tips, Miley Cyrus will "ruin" Radiohead, Teabaggers unite to combat misinformation (from the mainstream media), Constance McMillan should quit her cryin', Burger King thinks Americans are dumb, automated baby doll penises, and more.
PaisleyPajamas brings the wondrous news that Tina Fey's Sarah Palin impression will indeed get a reprise when she hosts Saturday Night Live on April 10th.
BadUncle bears the yet-still-more-wondrous tidings that Radiohead snubbed Miley Cyrus's fangirl antics at the Grammys and the musical wunderkind swore she'd "ruin" that hack Thom Yorke.
DogsOfWar was on fire today, writing in first with word that figure skater Nancy Kerrigan's brother has been indicted on manslaughter charges in the death of their father.
Green Line Coed further negates our faith in humanity with a link to the Facebook group "Constance quit yer cryin," set up by opponents of denied-a-prom lesbian teen Constance McMillan.
GlasgowRose reports on Fox News' reporting that those factual watchdogs in the various Tea Party movements are confederatin' against the slanders of the mainstream elitist liberal media.
BullfightsOnAcid knows how to make six figures on the internet: post a fluke-viral two-minute YouTube video of your loopy kid, market the hell out of him, profit.
Cynner laments the paparazzi frenzy that accosts the Sarah Bernhardt of our tubes, Jersey Shore's Snooki, remembering simpler times.
tse-tse-fly links to new advertisements set to run touting Burger King in Saudi Arabia. American girls in the spot are portrayed as uneducated and blithely unaware of other cultures; one asks, "Middle East? Isn't that the capital of Arabia, or somewhere?" which is stupid because everyone knows it's totally a region and, anyway, well, I thought they declared peace in the Middle East?
LatestBy finds another odd ad—this one also from unknown foreigners—for "Baby Wee Wee," and all you really need to know in order to click through is "doll for children with active robotic penis." You're welcome.
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