Blowjob-Giving Green Day Fans Invade BroadwayS

Now that Green Day has a musical on Broadway, all hell is breaking loose. Punk hell. A tipster sent us a note saying that at last night's performance of American Idiot, some respectable theatergoer was spotted servicing her date.

St. James Theater last night. Orchestra seats. Two American Idiots. The female performing an oral act on her boyfriend during act one.
Two tourists sitting behind them got up and left the house. The ushers let them continue as they weren't allowed to interrupt the show.
Get a Room!

The theatah, the theatah! What has happened to the theatah? Damn punk rockers! Though, I suppose they could actually be zealous Alanis Morrisette fans.