Nobody Wants Nic Cage's Kiddie Dream HouseS

Poor broke Nic Cage couldn't get one single $10 million bid for his...spectacular "frat house bordello" mansion. Apparently nobody wanted to live in a grown-up version of the kid on Silver Spoons' room.

"The design was 'frat house bordello,' " [a real estate agent who'd toured the house] said. "There must have been 300 comic book covers elaborately framed and hanging on the walls."

Model train sets on raised tracks a couple feet below the ceiling circled the inside of the breakfast room and two bedrooms.

Oh well. The bank likes... cool stuff. More pics below.

Nobody Wants Nic Cage's Kiddie Dream HouseS

Nobody Wants Nic Cage's Kiddie Dream HouseS

[via Real Estalker]