Poor broke Nic Cage couldn't get one single $10 million bid for his...spectacular "frat house bordello" mansion. Apparently nobody wanted to live in a grown-up version of the kid on Silver Spoons' room.
"The design was 'frat house bordello,' " [a real estate agent who'd toured the house] said. "There must have been 300 comic book covers elaborately framed and hanging on the walls."
Model train sets on raised tracks a couple feet below the ceiling circled the inside of the breakfast room and two bedrooms.
Oh well. The bank likes... cool stuff. More pics below.
[via Real Estalker]