Twenty years after convincing the world to banish fat from things like butter and ice cream, Susan "stop the the insanity" Powter has reemerged and this time there's a new culprit: packaged fruit.

Susan Powter Grows Hair and Delivers Fruit PSA

Heather Duthie is a contributor to the Mission blog on the San Francisco Chronicle's website, and has spent the last eight years working in television and on documentary films. Her nights are spent scouring the internet for animal bloopers, celebrity misfires, cheesy 80's music videos and other forms of hilarity. She currently lives in San Francisco with a cat named Midi who can pee in the toilet.