TONIGHT: The possibly sexist boys of Modern Family face off against a super mean basketball coach (and each other), South Park will be funny and the world bids adieu to Ugly Betty.

8:00 PM

America's Next Top Model Not sure about this, but I think a photo shoot might be involved. (CW)
The New Adventures of Old Christine Hilarity ensues when things go haywire at the salon. (CBS)
Human Target In the season finale, the boys reminisce about their unusual alliance. (FOX)

9:00 PM

American Idol Two contestants will be eliminated and Adam Lambert will perform. (FOX)
Modern Family When the intense coach of Luke and Manny's basketball team quits during a game, Jay and Phil duke it out for who will be the replacement coach. (ABC)
Peep Show Hilarious stuff occurs on a show you should be watching. (BBC)
Mythbusters The guys test out the validity of a bar fight story so you better stop exaggerating about all your hijinx. (DSC)

9:30 PM

High Society Tonight's big questions include: what will Tinsley wear to some stupid party and what ethnic group will Jules insult this week? I'll be on the edge of my seat. (CW)

10:00 PM

South Park Funny stuff. (Comedy)
Ugly Betty On the series finale, everyone worries about the future. (ABC)
Top Chef Masters The chefs cook for Mehki Phifer's birthday party. No joke. (BRAVO)
What a Tool This Discovery channel show is actually about tools, like hammers and stuff, and surprisingly not about my high school girlfriend's current boyfriend. (DSC)

Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?

The Daily Show: Richard Burt (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: David Shields (Comedy Central)
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Alyssa Milano, Jerry Weintraub, Gloriana (ABC)
Lopez Tonight: Luke Wilson, Monica (TBS)
Chelsea Lately Dave Salmoni, Dan Levy, Arden Myrin, Lavell Crawford (E!)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Tracy Morgan, Chloe Moretz, Alan Jackson (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Michael J. Fox, Green Day, Kaki King (NBC)
Last Call with Carson Daly Dr. Drew Pinsky, Gossip (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Matt Damon, Danny Bhoy, Corinne Bailey Rae (CBS, repeat)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Andie MacDowell, Dario Franchitti (CBS)