And what is in this wonderful magazine? According to the coverlines, it has "The Tea Party Team," "Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber Rally with TPX," "Heritage.org President the Mount Vernon Statement," and "Candidates Speak on Tea Party Express Issues." No tips for six-pack abs or ways to drive him crazy in bed, though. Disappointing.
Plus, oh god, "FREE Insert: Tea Party Express Theme Song." Someone please send us the YouTube link, or the MIDI, whatever.