Militia Members Bring Guns to Capital-Area Protest to Celebrate Domestic Terror

Because God personally blessed such behavior when he whispered the Constitution into George Washington's ear, "several dozen" "self-proclaimed patriots" will openly carry loaded firearms at a demonstration in a Virginia national park today.

Daniel Almond will have a loaded pistol, a rifle, and a "bandoleer of magazines containing ammunition." (The only kind of magazines that people still buy, am I right?) He is a member of "Jews for the Preservation of Firearms," a group made up entirely of people who don't get invited to nice seders anymore.

Happy anniversary of the Oklahoma City bombing, by the way! What a crazy day to schedule this rally of self-proclaimed patriots, right?