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Heather Duthie is a contributor to the Mission blog on the San Francisco Chronicle's website, and has spent the last eight years working in television and on documentary films. Her nights are spent scouring the internet for animal bloopers, celebrity misfires, cheesy 80's music videos and other forms of hilarity. She currently lives in San Francisco with a cat named Midi who can pee in the toilet.