For only around $14m, you can be your very own complete asshole, living in the massive Chelsea loft owned by LaBeouf's fast-talkin' up-and-comer, and Gordon Gekko protégé, in the upcoming finance thriller sequel. 3,500 sq. feet of outdoor space!

Dreams Realized: Live in Shia LaBeouf's Wall Street 2 HouseS

Dreams Realized: Live in Shia LaBeouf's Wall Street 2 HouseS

Dreams Realized: Live in Shia LaBeouf's Wall Street 2 HouseS

Dreams Realized: Live in Shia LaBeouf's Wall Street 2 HouseS

Update: VanityFair.com has details on the apartment's owner, in case you're interested.

[Pics/floorplan via StreetEasy, Curbed]