Little League Coach to Larry King: I Screwed Your Wife in Your Bed

They liked to do it with Larry's show on in the background. Sandra Bullock stands at the precipice of divorce. Tiger Woods "parties like a rockstar" at a Nickelback concert. Wednesday's gossip roundup keeps it in the family.

  • After a season of blabby mistresses, it's about time a shameless "other man" (mister? mistro?) sells his tawdry story to the press. The rumored lover of Larry King trophy wife Shawn Southwick—their sons' Little League coach, Hecter Penate—says the rumors are true: "We had sex in Larry's bed—a lot. I had sex with Shawn while Larry was on TV. Our sex life was real good." They started doing it in 2007 and were trying to have a baby. Shawn "controlled" Larry and forced him to co-sign the lease on Hector's apartment. (Hope he's got a new one, or someone's about to be homeless.) Hector also says the rumor about Larry sleeping with Shawn's sister Shannon is true: "He told me one time, 'Have you ever seen Shannon?' After I said that I had never met her, he said, 'Oh oh—she's really gorgeous!'" These people are perverted. [P6]

  • The Downgrade of Mimi: Like a formerly rich lady shoping last season's clothes at T.J. Maxx, Mariah Carey is scaling back her expectations. Used to be she required Cristal and "bendy straws" backstage at every concert. Now she settles for $200 Cabernet Sauvignon. The room should be 75 degrees and—a nod to her future as an aging grand dame—lamps must be available so "harsh lighting may be turned off." Blanche DuMimi. [Gatecrasher, TSG]

  • Brangelina wedding rumor? How 2008. Maddox has "begged his parents to tie the knot for years," and Pax "thinks it would just be the coolest thing ever to be a ringer bearer." So they're finally giving in, unless they aren't, which is far more likely. [OK]

  • A newly ringless Sandra Bullock will initiate her divorce this week, says an anonymous "friend": "It's over between Sandra and Jesse. For a while, it looked like she was going to forgive him but not now." I should really start billing myself as a "friend" of celebrities. I could have guessed this. Seeing someone every day in paparazzi pictures is almost like being friends, right? [NBN]

  • Heidi Montag dropped her lawsuit against The Hills' creator for sexual harassment. She's going to "just move on." [P6]

  • Speaking of dropping lawsuits: The lady who claims David Copperfeld raped her on his private island is dropping hers. [TMZ]

  • Just when you thought Tiger Woods couldn't get grosser: He's a fan of what might be the worst band in all of America, Nickelback. Tiger once appeared on stage with them, and last night he attended a concert backstage where he "partied like a rockstar," except there are no details about that part, so I'm guessing he actually just stood there and watched, maybe bobbed his head a little and sang along softly to his favorite songs, which Google tells me could include titles like "Learn the Hard Way," "Money Bought," and "If Everyone Cared." [TMZ]

  • Snooki and the Situation are hooking up again! They had a DFM (dance floor makeout) in Miami. Snooki is likely rebounding from yesterday's Facebook break-up with ex-boyfriend Emilio. [TMZ]

  • John Mayer's "please forgive me for being a dumbass" tour begins next month, starting with a performance on The Today Show He's "nervous," which is really the only appropriate emotion to have when the entire female population of America has their fingers crossed for your downfall. He and Tiger Woods should start a club. [NBN second item]

  • Two more women have joined the lawsuit against Steven Seagal, claiming he forced himself on them, saying he was "checking just as a doctor would for lumps." His lawyer says the new women never even worked him. How has Gloria Allred not insinuated herself into this case yet? [TMZ]

  • Trapped by Eyjafjallajokull: Sting's wife Trudie Styler, who missed the New York premiere of a documentary she produced. [P6]

  • Comeback kid Mary-Louise Parker has a new boyfriend, musician Charlie Mars, whom she will hopefully rub in ex Billy Crudup's face because he left her for Claire Danes when she was seven months pregnant, remember? It was so sad. [P6]