So, Idol Gives Back is going on right now. Earlier, the Black Eyed Peas performed "Rock That Body." It was a train wreck. A complete and utter train wreck. Like, a what the hell type of train wreck. Video inside.

Where to begin? First of all, the sound mixer needs to go—STAT. But besides that, everyone—yes, all of them—sounded just awful. I know it's hard to perform live when your voices are so synthesized on your studio albums, but damn. And why did it seem like nobody knew what was going on and/or what part of the song it was? Was the one long-haired dude's mic even on?! So many questions.

If the Black Eyed Peas want to "give back," they can start with that four minutes of my life. KTHXBAI.

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