Michelle Obama's iPod Features Beyonce, Usher, and, uh, Sting

Radical black nationalist Michelle Obama revealed the racist contents of her presidential iPod while brainwashing a crowd of children on Thursday: "Rhythm and blues" artist Beyonce, who is married to a known rapper, and also, Sting. Click for video.

The first lady was speaking with a group of kids for "Take Your Children to Work" day when she was asked about the music she listens to, because that's all the kids care about, besides sexts.

She also complained about the lack of 3-D functionality in the White House movie theater, which is deeply insensitive to the working families who can't even afford two dimensions.