What the hell...the U.S. government—which depends on consumer tax revenue—has started a new program to "educate" kids on how advertising works. Outlandish! Oh, wait—by "educate," they mean "indoctrinate, as enthusiastic consumers." Please continue!
2. The National Advertising Review Council loves it! Because the program takes "a straightforward approach that does not go a step further and demonize advertising."
3. The program was developed in part by MASSIVE CORPORATE PROPAGANDA MINISTRY Fleishman-Hillard.