Xanax Is America's Top Med

Arise from your stupor, Americans: it's a list of the Top 25 Psychiatric Meds of 2009! Are you feeling depressed, anxious, and panicked? Join the club. You're probably snoozy and suffering certain sexual side effects, too.

Mostly we're all zonked out of our fucking minds. The first speed prescription doesn't come in until #11. The top ten, courtesy of Psych Central:

Xanax Is America's Top Med