This week, many things happened. Funny things, sad things, happy things. But mostly dumb things. Lots and lots of dumb things.
Lots of people were dumb enough to say dumb things out loud in front of cameras. Ivanka Trump had very meaningful things to say about regular Americans. And the grandson of a guy named Fob wants you to know that in America, we speak English. And have English names, like Fob.
Sometimes people don't say dumb things on camera! Sometimes they say them in email. Let's all look at this horrible Harvard Law Racist Emailer, who will never drink and Gmail ever again. She's joined in the Dumb Computer Usage penalty box by this wannabe intern, who might actually work at your company right now. And hey, you know what else is on the internet and is a good place to say dumb, racist things? Facebook! Just ask this pickup driver.
Uh oh. The Washington Post cares about black people, just the wrong ones. You know who really cares about brown people? Arizona. Boooo, Arizona. And you know who cares about Asian people and their crazy sex cults? Maureen O'Connor, that's who.
In addition to being dumb, people were also angry this week. Russell Crowe will kill you with his bare hands. Barack Obama will crush you with his new, enormous balls. Pat Kennedy will try to punch you, but he'll just fall down.