The last time guy-site Thrillist put on a junket—to Jamaica, last fall—it ended up costing a New York Times freelancer his job, and prompting a stern warning to everyone else. But hey, free trip to Miami in June!

Place your bets in the comments as to how many brand-name reporters of one variety or another will show up for Thrillist's next thrilling free junket. We're guessing all the newspaper freelancers are out, leaving the whole trip to the "new media" types, who live in a wild and woolly world without any archaic "conflict of interest" rules. Party at the Fontainebleau! Woooooooooooo!

How Many People Will Get Fired After This Thrillist Junket?