The only way to "make it" in the media now is to pay a huge bribe to secure a coveted "intern" slot at a failing media outlet, where you can begin sleeping your way to the top. The going rates?
- Vogue: $42,500
- HuffPo: $9,000
- Vanity Fair: $2,900
- Esquire: $1,000
- Black Enterprise: $550
- Niche Media: $500 [and that's a company for rich folks!]
- Gawker Media: One bag CornNuts—Ranch or closest available flavor.
Live the dream!