Bristol Palin Makes Doctor FriendS

Diablo Cody downed some performance-enhancing substandces; Dr. Drew and Bristol Palin took a bite out of the teen sex scene; and Jack Dorsey fed us an update on his whereabouts. The Twitterati were feeling snacky.

Bristol Palin Makes Doctor FriendS

Wayward teens are, at last, in the trusted hands of a TV doctor and a Republican politician's inconvenient, out-of-wedlock-child-bearing daughter.

Bristol Palin Makes Doctor FriendS

We also recommend screenwriter Diablo Cody, for tips on healthy eating.

Bristol Palin Makes Doctor FriendS

Is it permissible to lecture a bi-coastal tweeter that he doesn't have to tweet his every blessed return to New York or San Francisco, if said tweeter invented Twitter?

Bristol Palin Makes Doctor FriendS

VentureBeat's Owen Thomas second-guessed his gym DJ.

Bristol Palin Makes Doctor FriendS

Writers Heidi Moore and Rachel Sklar were convinced the stars were out to get them.