Diablo Cody downed some performance-enhancing substandces; Dr. Drew and Bristol Palin took a bite out of the teen sex scene; and Jack Dorsey fed us an update on his whereabouts. The Twitterati were feeling snacky.

Wayward teens are, at last, in the trusted hands of a TV doctor and a Republican politician's inconvenient, out-of-wedlock-child-bearing daughter.

We also recommend screenwriter Diablo Cody, for tips on healthy eating.

Is it permissible to lecture a bi-coastal tweeter that he doesn't have to tweet his every blessed return to New York or San Francisco, if said tweeter invented Twitter?

VentureBeat's Owen Thomas second-guessed his gym DJ.

Writers Heidi Moore and Rachel Sklar were convinced the stars were out to get them.