Diablo Cody downed some performance-enhancing substandces; Dr. Drew and Bristol Palin took a bite out of the teen sex scene; and Jack Dorsey fed us an update on his whereabouts. The Twitterati were feeling snacky.
Wayward teens are, at last, in the trusted hands of a TV doctor and a Republican politician's inconvenient, out-of-wedlock-child-bearing daughter.
We also recommend screenwriter Diablo Cody, for tips on healthy eating.
Is it permissible to lecture a bi-coastal tweeter that he doesn't have to tweet his every blessed return to New York or San Francisco, if said tweeter invented Twitter?
VentureBeat's Owen Thomas second-guessed his gym DJ.
Writers Heidi Moore and Rachel Sklar were convinced the stars were out to get them.