Lord Jesus Christ Hit by a Car Crossing Main Street

"Lord Jesus Christ suffers minor injuries in downtown Northampton crosswalk mishap," announces a Massachusetts paper after a car hit a fifty-year-old with the legal named Lord Jesus Christ on the corner of Main St. and Strong Ave.

Christ, 50, of Belchertown, was taken to Cooley Dickinson Hospital for treatment of minor injuries following the 3:30 p.m. accident. He was treated at the hospital and then released.... Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Savino said.

Savino said officers checked Christ's identification at the scene and confirmed it was his legal name.

[MassLive, image via Mike52ad's Flickr]