It's not easy for Andrea Peyser to come up with new sex column topics every week. Pantie shopping? Done. Sexy lesbians? Done. Prison rape? Done. Breast milk? Done. Fireman fantasies? Done. Ummm...what about cougars? Can we write about cougars, still?
It was inevitable that society would turn against women's gray hair, crow's feet and belly fat. But I won't be the butt of jokes.
Act your age, ladies. And lay off the boys.