No, Andrea Peyser Does Not Like Cougars, Why Do You Ask?

It's not easy for Andrea Peyser to come up with new sex column topics every week. Pantie shopping? Done. Sexy lesbians? Done. Prison rape? Done. Breast milk? Done. Fireman fantasies? Done. Ummm...what about cougars? Can we write about cougars, still?

Fuck yea, if your name is Andrea Peyser you can write the fuck about some cougars, oldness of the fake trend be damned! Andrea's sexxxy cougarism position: She's against it.

It was inevitable that society would turn against women's gray hair, crow's feet and belly fat. But I won't be the butt of jokes.

Act your age, ladies. And lay off the boys.

Stick to the bad little girls.

[NYP]