She will throw in a make-up consultation for free. Lance Bass is dating one of the Queer Eye guys. Kendra Wilkinson's sex tape has "multiple partners." Jill Zarin (accidentally?) teases Bethenny's baby. Monday's gossip is surprising at first, then obvious.

  • The price of supermodel-turned-cryptkeeper Janice Dickinson's company: $20,000. That how much the promise of a lunch date plus makeover plus photo shoot with the reality TV star earned at a charity auction for diabetes. The "makeover" part makes it sound like the winner is a woman, which ruins my joke about the Janice Dickinson Escorting Agency. [P6, image via X-17 Agency]

  • Lance Bass is dating Kyan Douglas, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy's "grooming expert." Apparently they Chelsea's "new it couple," which is insulting to Chelsea, because are there really no A-list gays there, anymore? Or a few who aren't so dated? As far as Queer Eye boyfriends go, though, the "grooming expert" is not so bad. Kyan's skill set is that of a kind, wise father: teaching awkward straight boys how to shave, and reminding everyone to floss their teeth. [P6]

  • The sex tape Kendra Wilkinson is trying to block from sale—despite trying to sell it herself two years ago—includes "multiple partners." Not surprising for a woman who spent her youth in a Hollywood harem, I suppose. [Radar]

  • Jill Zarin took to fellow Real Housewife Bethenny Frankel's Facebook wall to congratulate her on birthing a "baby boy," when in fact Bethenny had a girl. So basically, Jill accused Bethenny of birthing a gender confused penis monster. Jill is so mean. [Gatecrasher]

  • If Elin and Tiger divorce, they will get joint custody. We still don't know if they're divorcing, but if they do, that's what will happen says this person who might just be guessing the obvious. The pair continue to live in separate houses about a mile apart, and refuse to let things "get ugly." [Radar]

  • Speaking of Tiger, a hot blonde Golf Channel reporter wanted to say he had a "bulging disk in his upper back," but accidentally said he had a "bulging dick." Tiger would like to know if anyone has her phone number, please. [NYDN]

  • Speaking of it couples, prison has one, too: Plaxico Burress, the Giants wide receiver serving time for gun possession after shooting himself in the leg with the gun he was holding with his penis, is jailhouse besties with Lillo Brancato, the Sopranos actor doing ten years for a burglary that killed a cop. "They are buds. They work out together." Cute. [P6]

  • I saw the picture in this story about Warrant's Jani Lane getting his second DUI arrest of the year, and thought to myself, "How did Bret Michaels recover so quickly from his brain hemorrhage to get a DUI?" These hair banders have barely differentiated themselves, even in old age. [Popeater]

  • Bobby Brown asked the mother of his child to marry him, down on one knee, on stage during a concert in Jacksonville, Florida. It's almost quaint, mostly because it was it Jacksonville, Florida and a concert nobody even knew was happening. [People]

  • Love on the set of Harry Potter: Bonnie Wright, the 19-year-old who plays Ginny Weasley, is engaged to Jamie Campbell Bower, the 21-year-old who plays Gellert Grindelwald, a character I didn't know existed until now, but will watch for in the future, because look how pretty he is. Apparently the engagement's kinda awkward because Bonnie's the spitting image of Jamie's ex-girlfriend, whose name he has tattooed on his chest. Here's a picture of the happy couple on a rainy day in England. [DailyMail, image via Getty]
Janice Dickinson Charges $20,000 for a Date