NYU's class of 2010 received their bachelor's degrees in Making Manhattan Unbearable on Wednesday, and their reward was Alec Baldwin giving a "cute," "emotional" commencement address at Yankee Stadium. The Daily News has video, credited to one "Alex" Baldwin.
As far as I can find, there was only one good joke in the whole thing, and here it is:
"The moment I learned the new Yankee Stadium was free, I thought 'perfect,'" Baldwin joked at the start of his speech. "Now we can have that private and meaningful chat about your futures."
You can watch the "emotional" part here, if "emotions" are your "thing":