Outrage: Muslims Want to Build MosqueS

Minorities in NYC are nine times more likely than whites to be stopped and frisked by cops—but no more likely to be arrested. This proves that minorities are suspicious characters. And lo, Andrea Peyser spies suspicious Muslins, praying suspiciously!

Tabloid terror monitor Peyser exposes a dirty Muslim plot to build a $100 million Muslim "house of worship" and alleged "cultural center" with a (terror training?) "swimming pool," right here in Manhattan. And the real kick in the teeth, the real gut punch, the real American-flag-as-toilet paper move by these foreign Jesus disrespecters? They're building their foreign "mosque" right across the street from the World Trade Center site, in a former good old American Burlington Coat Factory of Freedom. Christ on a cracker, for all we know these Muslins are coming to ululate horrifically in praise of the dead ghosts of their terror brethren. Since when do we give people of all religious persuasions the freedom to worship where they choose?

A rally against the mosque is planned for June 6, D-Day, by the human-rights group [Ed. note: LOL] Stop Islamicization of America. Executive director Pamela Geller said, "What could be more insulting and humiliating than a monster mosque in the shadow of the World Trade Center buildings that were brought down by an Islamic jihad attack?"

Fortunately, Andrea reports that the community board members are getting their god damn heads screwed on straight and rushing to deny these people the permits to build their monstrous Mohhamma-Den of Terror. Then we can get down to the business of running the hated British out of our city once and for all. Go home to King George, Lobsterbacks! This is America!

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