Conservative David Cameron is England's new prime minister. But he had to form a coalition government, with Liberal Democrat Nick Clegg serving as deputy Prime Minister. This means Clegg and Cameron are gay together, like in Brokeback Mountain!

The UK has been so taken aback that something actually interesting happened during their elections that they have been shocked into asking their 13 year-old sons for an interesting angle on the Clegg-Cameron government:

The Only Joke The British Press Can Make About Their Prime MinistersS


(BBC)

The Only Joke The British Press Can Make About Their Prime MinistersS


(The Daily Mail)

What Dave and Nick Really said to each other on the steps of No 10 Downing Street

Cameron: God, but I love you . . .
Clegg: It is the love that dare not speak its name.
Cameron: To hell with what anyone may think, I want the whole world to know I would gladly melt into your arms for ever.
Clegg: Say you'll never leave me.
Cameron: I'm yours and yours alone. At least for a couple of months.

(The Guardian)

The Only Joke The British Press Can Make About Their Prime MinistersS


(Unknown genius cartoonist.)