All The Philosophy You'll Ever Need

Rejoice, sheeple, because the NYT's blog called "The Stone" (HEH) is attempting to answer the eternal question, "What is a philosopher?" God, they go on so long. My fellow undergrad philosophy major dropouts already solved this ancient riddle long ago.

IT DOESN'T MATTER CAUSE WHAT IF WE'RE ALL IN THE MATRIX AND ALL THIS SHIT IS JUST AN ILLUSION ANYWAY?

Your move, Plato.

[The Stone (heh)]