Today we looked at the impending Sex and the City 2: Seniors' Year. But it was just brief clips! Luckily one commenter got his hands on the entire script and transcribed it for us.
From Matt Gaymon:
Actually you guys I got the whole script?
Carrie: "I never thought I'd see this day."
Samantha: "You and me both."
Miranda: "Hell just froze over."
Charlotte: "They look like fish out of water."
Samantha: "It's a real nail-biter."
Charlotte: "I'm glad we didn't let this fall through the cracks."
Carrie: "It's soup to nuts!"
Samantha: "Who are you calling nuts? In my mouth."
Carrie: "Didn't mean to step on your toes."
Charlotte: "Oh, let's wipe the slate clean."
Miranda: "Who pulled the wool over her eyes?"
Carrie: "Oh Miranda your bark was always worse than your bite."
Samantha: "More like a bull in a china shop. In my mouth."
That sounds about right!
Let's just sum up the entirety of Keanu Reeves' career shall we, with all of its complexities.
Whoa, a phone booth time machine.
Whoa, a bus, a train, we're going fast!
Whoa, I know Kung Fu.
Whoa, Rachel Weisz, you should have said no.
Whoa, a mystical mailbox. Wait, don't I know you?
Whoa, I'm an alien.