A single slick art thief whose life is totally like a movie stole more than $600 million worth of paintings from the Paris Museum of Modern Art last night. Picasso! Matisse! Etc.! Click through for pictures of his superfamous haul.

"Le pigeon aux petits-pois" (The Pigeon with the Peas) by Pablo Picasso

"Pastoral" by Henri Matisse

"Olive Tree near Estaque" by Georges Braque

"Woman with a Fan" by Amedeo Modigliani

"Still Life with Chandeliers" by Fernand Leger

Many of these works are famous enough to appear on college dorm room posters. If you see them all in one room together, call the police.