A single slick art thief whose life is totally like a movie stole more than $600 million worth of paintings from the Paris Museum of Modern Art last night. Picasso! Matisse! Etc.! Click through for pictures of his superfamous haul.

"Le pigeon aux petits-pois" (The Pigeon with the Peas) by Pablo Picasso

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"Pastoral" by Henri Matisse

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"Olive Tree near Estaque" by Georges Braque

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"Woman with a Fan" by Amedeo Modigliani

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"Still Life with Chandeliers" by Fernand Leger

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Many of these works are famous enough to appear on college dorm room posters. If you see them all in one room together, call the police.