How to Convince Middle America Its Sinful Breastfeeding Obsession Is OkayS

Here's a little secret of the glamorous and fast-paced world of celebrity blogging: What do you do if you really want to show some hot actress breastfeeding pic, but you work for a Fox News blog? Just add outrage!

This actress, Julie Bowen from Modern Family, went on that George Lopez show and—here's the important part—showed a pic of herself breastfeeding twins. Yea. Perfect material for the types of sensual mouth-breathers who read blogs, right? Now around here we'd just post it right up, maybe with some sensationalized and oversexualized headline prominently featuring the word "breasts." But if you work for Fox 411—"your first call for celebrity and entertainment news"—you're responsible for pretending to cater to Middle America's lip service paid towards decency.

Must you waste this Hotttttt Celeb Breastfeeding Pic? Of course not. Simply pose the question: "Did 'Modern Family' mom Julie Bowen go too far with breastfeeding snap?" Then be sure to sternly warn your readers that the tantalizing, naughty celebubreastfeeding pic is NSFW, just after the jump. For research purposes. How can you judge Julie Bowen's sin without seeing it?

You know you want to.
You didn't think we were going to show it, did you? Everyone knows breastfeeding is evil.