Because we are Not Afraid to Be Servicey, we frequently receive emails from our out-of-touch-with-reality readers, who expect that we can put them in touch with prominent people. Today, we will. Hearst president Cathie Black: you have an angry reader.
Whom ever is in charge of sending my mother a magazine from hearst that she didn't ask for, made a "VERY HUGE MISTAKE BY THREATENING HER TO PAY FOR SOMETHING SHE DIDN'T ASK FOR". I AM TELLING YOU YOU THREATEN HER ONE MORE TIME WITH A LETTER AND YOU PUNKS WILL BE DEALING WITH ME FIRST OF ALL, NO ONE WANTS YOUR STUPID DAMN MAGAZINES AND IF YOU THREATEN HER AGAIN I SUE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU, SO IF I WERE YOU I WOULD SEND HER AN APPOLOGY LETTER FOR YOUR SCREW UP AND BELIEVE MESSING ME IS MORE TROUBLE THAN YOU ARE BARGANING FOR GO AHEAD AND CALL A COLLECTOR BECAUSE THEN THERE WILL BE 2 LAWSUITS, AND I WOULD SO LOVE TO TALK TO THE PERSON BECAUSE I ASSURE YOU SHE WILL NOT GET THE PHONE I WILL SO PLEASE DO FEEL FREE TO CALL. SHE DOESN'T TAKE THREATS LIGHTLY BUT I AM CRAZY AND I WILL PULL THROUGH WHAT I SAY AND DO, SO U BETTER NOT SEND ANOTHER LETTER OR YOU WILL BE REPORTED FOR HARASSMENT!
SOMEONE YOU DO NOT WANT TO PISS OFF!
We're happy to put you in touch with Melinda directly, Cathie, sounds like you two have lots to talk about.