Carla Bruni Asks for a Finger Up Her Butt, in Seven Different Languages

France's first lady is tres embarrassed that an old, raunchy episode of a talk show called Eurotrash has surfaced online. Now the French government is scrambling to get it yanked from YouTube. Here's what they don't want you to see.

Apparently the French government fought to remove a longer version of this video—in which Carla showcases a pair of "hot international sex guides" that teach international tramps how to say phrases like "Do you like my titties?" and "Put your finger in my bottom" in seven European languages—from YouTube. Eurotrash hosts Antoine de Caunes and designer Jean-Paul Gaultier (in the hot pink sailor suit, obviously) ooh and aah at the multilingual promiscuity of "Italy's most elegant export."

The yanked version apparently showed Carla discussing celebrity affairs with Mick Jagger and Eric Clapton. The Daily Mail reports Carla is "shocked and dismayed" at the video's "sudden reappearance." [DailyMail, Telegraph]