Meet Ardi Rizal, a two-year-old Sumatran baby who smokes some forty cigarettes a day. The government has offered to buy his parents a car if he stops, but they claim he gets too angry without smokes. Plus, he looks fine!

"He looks pretty healthy to me. I don't see the problem," says his dad. Well except that he's a tad overweight and so unfit from the flab and the smoking — which he's been doing since his 30-year-old father gave him a cigarette at 18 months old — that he can't play with the other kids. But whatever. He's a baby, smoking! He'll be too famous for exercise. Here's the astonishingly appalling video.

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