How did this music video for Real Housewife Countess LuAnn De Lesseps' aural abomination "Money Can't Buy You Class" exist for three days without us seeing it? It's because they've completely rearranged her face!
Sorry we're just bringing it to you now, but we had no idea that the sexy Supernanny dominatrix in the video was actually, you know, LuAnn. Damn, she looks good! She doesn't look natural, but she looks good. Actually this video is the visual equivalent of what sound engineers did to her voice, digitally altering it within in an inch of its life so that it doesn't even resemble the original product. The Countess isn't an unattractive woman, but between the corsets, the hair extensions, and however it is they smoothed out her complexion, she looks like a Pussycat Doll's older sister rather than the dowager of the Real Housewives. This is basically just the very expensive version of going to Glamor Shots in the local mall, but with a national audience.
As for the video itself, it has to be seen to be believed. Just like in the song, the Countess instructs a bunch of young men how to treat a lady. Here she acts it out by simultaneously schooling the boys and rubbing her ladybits all over them, including a scene where she lounges in bed with a group of barely-clad gentleman. It's all very "Express Yourself"-era Madonna but, you know, kinda creepy.