Sober Lindsay Lohan Goes on a Red Bull Binge

The sad ballad of LiLo's SCRAM ankle bracelet plays on. (With Minnie Mouse ears!) Britney bitches out her boyfriend in public. Miley rubs her crotch in public. Kelly Bensimon shows her thong in public. Tuesday gossip has bad boundaries.

  • With her booze-sniffing SCRAM anklet foiling alcohol ingestion, Lindsay Lohan "has turned to caffeine for her latest kicks," slamming eight cans of Red Bull a day and chainsmoking cigarettes, tweeting "red bulls and waters and work—my new bffs hehe." LiLo's other BFF is British reality flameout Lady Victoria Hervey (LaVi?) who will appear on season 2 of tragic Tinsley Mortimer vehicle High Society, with whom LiLo sunbathed over Memorial Day weekend. Basically, LiLo's new best friend is the Snooki of the British aristocracy, and Lindsay will soon be the J-Woww of Hollywood. [P6, image of Lindsay at another Tyler Shields photo shoot via Splash]

  • Sober Lindsay Lohan Goes on a Red Bull BingeMeanwhile, Lindsay posed for stylish SCRAM-displaying photographs, either to reduce paparazzi pressure on snagging a picture of her ankle, or to start a stylish SCRAM trend. Tyler Shields took those pictures, too. Guy gets around. [People]

  • Britney Spears and boyfriend Jason Trawick had a "huge public fight" during a meal at the Mondrian hotel. Brit stormed out, and "it's clear there is trouble in paradise." [P6]

  • Ricky Martin makes his first out-of-the-closet red carpet appearance on Thursday, at an AmFAR gala themed "Black Tie/Black Leather." [P6]

  • Miley Cyrus rubbed her crotch region with a bejeweled hand while wearing a "skintight, skimpy leotard" onstage in Portugal. Ho hum. Wake me when she gets an orifice pierced. [INFDaily]

  • Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, on undercover video showing her trying to sell access to her ex husband the duke: "I had been drinking." Luckily, Suze Orman is going to save "totally broke" Fergie from the blackhole-like vortex that is her empty bank account. Or so the gossips say. [Us, NBN second item]

  • I hadn't been following the case of the former Survivor producer accused of murdering his wife, because between the Food Network guy and the Two and a Half Men one, there were simply too many D-list domestic murder plots all at once. But Mexican authorities have issued an arrest warrant for Bruce Beresford-Redman and are seeking extradition, so it's probably time to pay attention, in case a handsome Californian ends up in a Latin American prison, just like the third season of Prison Break. Prosecutors say Beresford-Redman killed his wife on vacation in Cancun, and dumped her body in a sewer. [NYDN]

  • As a child, A-Team actor Bradley Cooper was obsessed with the Elephant Man and looked like a little girl. "People thought I was a girl when I was little, because I looked like a girl—maybe because my mother would keep my hair really long in a bowl cut." Now he gets phrases like "rakish charm" and "seriously ripped body" in men's magazine profiles. Oh, how the tables have turned. [Details]

  • Sober Lindsay Lohan Goes on a Red Bull BingeKelly Killoren Bensimon went to a party and posed with her new dog. "This just shows how things are changing for me. I used to pose in bikinis, and now I pose with puppies." She said this while wearing a see-through dress over a visible black thong. [P6, image via Splash]

  • Heidi Montag has left husband Spencer Pratt to move in with Jennifer Bunney, who was apparently a tertiary character on The Hills at some point, and who plans to stay afloat by clinging to the giant inflatable life raft that is Heidi Montag's plastic body, with a new reality show. "The show will depict who we really are... We want it to be, different from The Hills." [Us]

  • Tara Reid got her plastic surgery mishaps "fixed," and sought affirmation in the single worst place possible: The tabloid press, with a bikini-clad "I'm back" photoshoot. [DailyMail]

  • Motown legend and Temptations leader Ali-Ollie Woodson has died. He was 58 years old and battling cancer. [AP]