At New Jersey's gloriously trashy celebrity-and-nightlife weekly Steppin' Out, they "work so fast" they haven't the time to spell the name of the single most famous celebrity trainwreck in America correctly.

From: [redacted]@aol.com
Date: Tue, Jun 1, 2010 at 2:26 PM
Subject: FOX NEWS CHANNEL ALREADY HAS LINDSEY LOHAN'S OBIT READY TO AIR!

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In this weeks issue of Steppin' Out magazine, gossip columninst Chaunce Hayden reports that the Fox News Channel keeps two obituaries always on file and ready to air.... the Pope and Lindsey Lohan.

An employee of Fox News tells Hayden, "Everyone in our department kind of thought it was funny, even though it's not. But in the race to be the first to report the story, we are always just one push of a button away from announcing that Lindsey has died and a report on her troubled past is already in the can and ready to air. Nobody could do it faster! The common thought at Fox News is that Lindsey could go at any moment....when she does, we'll be fair, balanced and first to report it.

CONTACT:
Chaunce Hayden
editor
Steppin Out
201-[redacted]
so-mag.com

I emailed Chaunce Hayden to inquire whether he noticed Lindsay's name was spelled wrong. His response:

LoL..... We work so fast here... Bad bad.... But not shocking. Ugh :)

Will Lindsay's name be spelled wrong in the magazine?

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No.... Story hits on wed.

Too bad. The typo could have made the issue a collector's item.

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