Want to know how to make a deliciously entertaining TV show? Here's a recipe for one that's taken from the season premiere of Hell's Kitchen on FOX:

First, you grab your audience with some humor (I prefer organic fails):

Next, add a little confusing discomfort, and mix in an element of surprise:


Then throw in a layer of eccentricity:

Top it off with some good ol' vulgarity...aaaand voilá!!!