Brit scenester queen and amateur porn-poser Peaches Geldof doesn't understand why everyone thinks she's writing a book of short stories for children. She is writing a book of short stories, yes. But who added "for children"?
The story of Peaches' children's book first emerged in The Telegraph, which quoted her as saying,
I'm writing a book of short stories for children. The stories aren't like Roald Dahl, though, more like Bret Easton Ellis.
But Peaches tweets that this is not true. Her writing is for grown-ups. The hard-partying heiress does not know why anyone would think her forthcoming literary works would be intended for anyone other than intelligent adults.
[Telegraph, Twitter, image via Splash]