George W. Bush Joins FacebookS

Sometimes you're browsing around Facebook and discover the page of a random friend you hadn't thought about for years. That just happened to us, except instead of a friend it was our horrible ex-president. George W. Bush is on Facebook!

George W. Bush currently has 36,358 fans, somehow. His first wall post reads:

Since leaving office, President Bush has remained active. He has visited 20 states and 8 countries; given over 65 speeches; launched the George W. Bush Presidential Center; participated in 4 policy conferences through The Bush Institute; finished the first draft of his memoir, "Decision Points"; and partnered with President Clinton to establish the Clinton Bush Haiti Fund...

The Washington Post says that the third-person voice suggests "the page is being maintained by someone other than the president." Whoever it is must have spent the entire afternoon today untagging dozens of pictures of Bush motorboating Yale coeds and chugging beer out of flower vases.