Thank You For Your Messages of Congratulations to Rush LimbaughS

A lot of people had suggestions for what should appear on the banner headed to Rush Limbaugh's wedding tomorrow. We've chosen a winner. But we're not revealing it until tomorrow. Until then, here are some that didn't make it.

Here are a bunch that were too mean, too weird or too dumb for us to actually consider. But they (mostly) made us laugh:

DRILL BABY DRILL
by many people

WE PEED IN YOUR POOL
by Bayktdin

WISHING YOU ALL THE BEST! LOVE, MEXICANS, HOMOS AND OBAMA
by R_Claw

YOU HAVE TO TOUCH HIS WEANUS TONIGHT :(
by JamNYC

SHE WILL LEAVE YOU FOR A MEXICAN
by greenmelinda

OPEN YOUR MOUTH, I'M DROPPING PILLS
by kthorjensen1

DID YOU INVITE BP OIL? WE'RE COMING ANYWAY
by Claire Buoyant

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
by DennyCrane

4 MARRIAGES? NOW UR JUST SHOWING OFF -THE GAYS
by The Gays Have It

8==D
by Dystopika