Fire and Brimstone and BP's Oil SpillS

There may be a sinister reason behind President Obama's ambivalence toward the oil spill: He is the anti-Christ and the Gulf disaster is the closing act in his quest for your soul. The Rapture draws nigh!

America, as we all know, was born from our Founding Fathers' belief in God the Almighty. Skeptical? Pre-order a new Texas public school history book and see for yourself. And just as the devil worshipping Haitians were punished with an earthquake, and Hurricane Katrina was Sodom and Gomorrah Redux, the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is another sign that the end times are upon us. From Newsweek:

Now blogs on the Christian fringe are abuzz with possibility that the oil spill is the realization of Revelation 8:8–11. "The second angel blew his trumpet, and something like a great mountain, burning with fire, was thrown into the sea. A third of the sea became blood, a third of the living creatures in the sea died, and a third of the ships were destroyed … A third of the waters became wormwood, and many died from the water, because it was made bitter."

And the man behind all of this, of course, is Barack Obama himself. Just read the the Obami Blog:

The anti-christ will be a man, in his 40s, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal….the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, will destroy everything.

If you lift the fog of deceit, Obama's mission to destroy the world as we know it is clear as day: He's repealing Don't Ask Don't Tell and letting gays into foxholes with real men, he hates America, hates Israel, hates White Culture, and he has put your life in the hands of a commie health care system. Are you ready for the Armageddon?

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