Crazy People Need to Stop Saying They're Jesus

This weekend a naked man caused a five-car pileup after running around calling himself Jesus, then speeding away. Sigh. It's just gotten so boring, the insane pretending to be Christian Jesus. They need new delusions. Here are some ideas!

Crazy people should say they are...

Who else should crazy people claim to be?? Because this Jesus thing is sooo played out.