Hottie Banker's Boob Implant Video: 'I Want to Be Tits on a Stick'

Debrahlee Lorenzana—the banker who says Citibank fired her for being too hot—made a documentary (infomercial?) about getting a second boob job at age 26: "I want to look like a Playboy playmate." Her goal: marrying rich. Updated.

The following video shows Debrahlee discussing two breast augmentations, liposuction, and a tummy tuck from her hottie Long Island doctor. ("He's the doctor that you see in the soap operas, and you die for.") She wants "huge double-D. Very perky. Big Breasts. I want to look like a Playboy playmate" to help her on her "determined manhunt." We see Debrahlee hugging her son, gyrating at a dance club, lying on a surgical table, and getting her nipples sliced off. (OK, we don't see the literal slicing. But there are dotted lines and a scalpel.) NSFW and NSF lunch break.

Congratulations, Debrahlee Lorenzana. You have officially become a fameball. Get yourself an agent and a publicist, and start angling for a role on the next season of The Bachelor. I bet Hef would even give you a spread in Playboy.

Sidenote: Is Debrahlee's video supposed to be an advertisement for Long Island Plastic Surgical Group? Because it could just as easily be a cautionary tale about body dysmorphia. [Veoh via slite]

Update: The above clip is from a 4-part Discovery Health documentary called "Plastic Surgery New York Style" that will re-air on Saturday, now that one of its stars is famous. Debrahlee's segment will air at 9PM EST. (The series begins at 7PM.)

Previously:

Meet the Hot Banker Allegedly Fired for Being Too Hot
Fired Banker Hottie Was Distractingly Hot, Onlooker Confirm
Too Hot for Citi Banker: Too Chatty for Chase?
If Hottie Banker Get Fired Again, There Could Be a Bank Run